[VOTE!!!!] I will buy you a game if you impress me

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Welcome to HBG's NEWEST HIT GAME ~~SHOW~~ THREAD:

On IWBYaGiYIM!, contestants must post things that IMPRESS VENETIA.

THIS ROUND: VOTE!!!

First off, just sayin', Onzephyr most definitely wins a free game, for submitting his entry, VEN VS The TROLLS.
(Was there any doubt???) (And if you haven't played it yet -- DO IT!)

This vote is to determine who wins an additional free game.

So vote, me hardies!

ORIGINAL THREAD

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ACCEPTED ENTRIES

Tomas - Pic of an awesome broken cog, rendered in 3D

Tuna#1 - Vid of a synth'd song-loop made on a sound board with 'VEN' spelled in lights

Moog - A tour de force of emotion and contemplation, expressed visually

Tuna#2 - Inspiration from Moog's entry; can't win but accepted on grounds of being cute

jBrist - A comic which features my inability to brainstorm

Wyatt - An insightful portraiture of our belov'd black friend, Moog "TokyoKenshin" Kurasakawakaki Jenkins III

Dadevster - A comic, entitled: "Dadevster and Venetia Sitting at a Table for Some Reason" (subtitle: "Barf.png")

ValkyrieGames - A steamy love letter in the form of a steamy computerized image (also featuring mermaids)

Tuna#3 - Your name is VENETIA and it is YOUR BIRTHDAY. Your LAST NAME is probably ZOOSMELL.

Glitchfinder#1 - My breastages, large enough to live inside, pictorialized via Minecraft blocks

Glitchfinder#2 - One of my 42 weiners, also large enough to live within (I'm such a boss), again rendered in MC

Onzephyr - A game: VENETIA VS. THE TROLLS (play it play it)

Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:03 am

I'd love to join this contest, but I think posting a picture of my wang with "VEN" shaved into my pubes is against the rules :sad:

... Besides, I'd need to grow them first

**Location:** Everywhere & Nowhere

Ven, you are the world's most lovable narcissist. I'll see if I can't Photoshop something flattering for you!

**Location:** velocitating a straight line

Hooray!

Also the OP is updated b/c I unwittingly disqualified RM* games with the rules.

They are now modified so RM* games are allowed, too.

**Location:** drink

alright excellent I am going to join this

this is my kind of thing

**Location:** Netherlands

wooo~ vuh nezzi ahh
i hope i find the time to work this over the weekend! (or the next one)

**Location:** Nowhere

I don't think I could impress joo, but this is a nice contest idea. Lols.

Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:51 am

Impress you? lol, nice idea!

anyways, it seems a good contest, i was very busy because im making a videogame contest for square enix, maybe i will show you my pixel arts.

**Location:** Australia

Ahaha this is awesome! I probably don't have time to enter this one, but this sure sounds interesting, I'd I'd love to see what everyone submits! :D

**Location:** velocitating a straight line

this one is SO SIMPLE, you only need 5 minutes and MSPaint to enter, seriously

if 20 people enter (with ANYTHING that even BARELY meets requirements -- srs, I'm talking SHITTY MOUSE DOODLES count too), i will buy an additional person a prize too

**Location:** velocitating a straight line

Don't let the forum down, everyone!!!!!!!!!

**Location:** Approximately 93 million miles from Sol.

I wonder if I could make something in spore to share? Technically, the shared portion is a .png file, so it's easy to show what it is, and then you can drag and drop it into the appropriate portion of the game and all of a sudden you can see it in full detail.

**Location:** velocitating a straight line

so long as it's something you made in it, then sure

**Location:** Winnipeg

Jason wrote:

I'd love to join this contest, but I think posting a picture of my wang with "VEN" shaved into my pubes is against the rules :sad:

... Besides, I'd need to grow them first

il one up you on this! il tattoo ven <3 on my wang! it will cost me 100s of bucks but it be worth the free game :D

Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:31 pm

But your wang isn't big enough, it'll just say "VE" :haha:

**Location:** drink

I'm preparing a work of art

**Location:** Nowhere

Maybe I could draw something for you. O_o Last time I entered a contest, I procrastinated. So yeah. Ummm... I'll see what I can do. o.o

Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:24 pm

yeah like i could impress you. i wish i have a special skill, like idk

gamemaking or drawing

**Location:** England

FUN!

Here's my entry - it's in .rar format, hope that's okay: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31971596/Water.rar

It's dynamic water for my game! And a waterfall, but that's still work in progress. Anyways, click on the water to make it ripple! The ripples will even rebound off the sides. Spent most of this week working on it.

Run the .exe in the folder to start the 'game'. For anyone who tries it out, can you tell me what framerate you get? I'm curious about its performance impact. Hopefully it's minimal, but I'm using a lot of blur shaders too.

Screenshot, in case you're deadly serious about the requirement :P

**Location:** The Netherlands

Hmm this sounds like fun, I might try to join in.
..But I'll probably forget.
In any case, this is a neat idea :o

@Silver

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Spent most of this week working on it.

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All entries must be something that you did for this contest only (crap from before this contest is DQ'd!).

:(

**Location:** England

All entries must be something that you did for this contest only (crap from before this contest is DQ'd!).

HA! Oh well, enjoy it for what it is then =P

**Location:** United States

Ven, here is my entry. I just wanted to play on your emotions since I know you might be curious. You will probably be the only one to understand this video that I made.

http://youtu.be/8m6PGHRx_Dc

Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:48 pm

IWBYaGiYIM! I love the, it is what it is. I'll judge how I like. It's majority just for grins vibe.
Time to think up something preposterous.

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-Silver- wrote:

Here's my entry - it's in .rar format, hope that's okay: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31971596/Water.rar

It's very cool, but you didn't make it -only- for the contest, and it has nothing to do with me/HBG staff/HBGames. Sorry!!

RadethDart wrote:

Ven, here is my entry. I just wanted to play on your emotions since I know you might be curious. You will probably be the only one to understand this video that I made.
http://youtu.be/8m6PGHRx_Dc

awwww, what a CUTIE omg. Makes me so jealous that I don't have a doggy D: D: D:

It's adorable, but I'm afraid it's also DQ'd b/c it's not themed via the requirements!
Still appreciated though :3

**Location:** United States

Haha, have him all HBGames staff themed. It was more for you to look at, Ven. :)

Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:27 pm

What's the biggest penis you've ever seen? I need to know because of reasons.
I'd submit but my hip hop instrumentals arent impressive.

**Location:** Somewhere!

...would it be impressive if I actually finished something? :o

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where are the entries???? you can make as many entries as you want, guys

i am serious, i am even accepting MSPaint doodles

this is not hard

c'mon

earl_shrimp wrote:

What's the biggest penis you've ever seen? I need to know because of reasons.

it was a whole penis in length!! :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(that's 12.4 centiweiners if you use the metric system)

Skyla Doragono wrote:

...would it be impressive if I actually finished something? :o

yes

Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:30 pm

Jason wrote:

I'd love to join this contest, but I think posting a picture of my wang with "VEN" shaved into my pubes is against the rules :sad:

... Besides, I'd need to grow them first

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