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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:23 am
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Hi kids, you may have noticed the shark lurking in the index. It's viral advertising for our new merger!

That's right a merger with perfect synergy!

For the purpose of securing the financial future of our wonderful forum we have decided to merge with the reputable whiskey distillery, Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey, "The Brew with Bite." This means there will be new and exciting wonderful changes for all of us on these forums. Our partner Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey, "The Brew with Bite," provides us with perfect synergy as a creative community. Studies have shown that reckless consumption of whiskey makes you smarter, funnier, more creative, and more productive as an artist. Studies have also shown that sharks are, "fucking bad ass."

Here are some fun facts about sharks:

Sharks invented Kentucky Whiskey in 1846
Sharks communicate through telekinesis
Sharks love it when people hand feed them bloody chunks of chum
Sharks are good with children
Sharks walk on land while you sleep and look into your bedroom window
Sharks will never attack a man who is drinking Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey, "The Brew with Bite"

And now here's old Kentucky Shark himself to tell us more about the benefits of constant consumption of Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey, "The Brew with Bite"

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Thank you for that Old Kentucky Shark. Anyway we will use this thread to update you on all the exciting changes about to take place due to this merger. And remember kids, drink lots of Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey "The Brew with Bite" or the sharks will eat you while you sleep.


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    Toams
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:59 am
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Location: Netherlands
i'd like to congratulate us with this fine merger
i dont think we could've picked a better one
Old Kentucky Shark's whiskey is the BEST!

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    Pokémaniac
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:10 am
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Location: Australia
H-e-l-l-o, s-h-a-r-k-s.

Y-o-u c-o-m-e i-n p-e-a-c-e!

P-l-e-a-s-e d-o-n'-t e-a-t m-e. I e-n-j-o-y y-o-u-r a-l-c-o-h-o-l-i-c b-e-v-e-r-a-g-e-s.


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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:20 am
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Old Kentucky Shark will blow you away.

This message brought to you by Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey "The Brew with Bite!"


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    Pokémaniac
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:22 am
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Location: Australia
sharkosaurus_rex wrote:
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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:58 pm
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I am pleased to announce that our merger has produced it's first contest. Please take part for a chance to win an incredible boon of up to twenty five dollars. That's more than the amount of fingers and toes most of us have.

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    kyonides
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:12 pm
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I wonder if that shark also makes some root beer. It has a higher nutritional value!


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    Amy
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:26 pm
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bah humbug


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    moog
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:39 pm
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fuck sharks

your'e friend,
lebron james


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    moxie
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:46 pm
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Obviously you need a good drink of Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mash Whiskey, "The Brew with Bite" to take the edge off, friend!

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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:54 pm
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He should indeed. You can sleep safely at night with a slug of Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mashed Whiskey "The Brew with Bite," because the sharks won't eat you.


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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:58 pm
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Also guys, the contest is real and we will be paying out the promised cash prizes.


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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:59 pm
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So start sharketing. Oh err, marketing.


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    kyonides
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:02 pm
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Who cares if they come here and try to eat me, I've got a shotgun ready to fill them with poisonous (full of lead) bullets.


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    So fist
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:11 pm
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Sharks don't sleep but you will have to at some point. So enjoy a delicious liter of Old Kentucky Shark Premium Mashed Whiskey "the Brew with Bite!"


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    kyonides
  Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:31 pm
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Right, that's why I'm setting my booby traps all over the place, too.


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    Jason
  Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:16 am
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I'm bored of this, can't we merge with the flying spaghetti monster or a cult of hoover covers or something? D:

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    kyonides
  Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:45 am
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Or start a rock band named The Chocobos band?


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    Star
  Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:00 am
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Location: I go where I please, I please where I go
Lebron James wrote:
fuck sharks

your'e friend,
lebron james

Quoted for excellence.

The best shark in existance is my good old friend
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    Jason
  Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:05 am
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Star wins the thread for posting Jabberjaw

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    Holder
  Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:26 am
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Location: Geordie Land
:picard:

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