The Worst Game in the World
By SwiftChocobo/Araphre
(swiftchocobo is my pen name so to speak, I always sign up for forums and such with Araphre)


Get weady. The crazy new game that's taking the nation by storm. Here's what people might have to say:

Rave Reviews:
Game Informer: "Total waste of time and space..."
IGN: "I want those 3 hours of my life back."
You: "My gosh. Why am I playing this."

Actual Factuals:
A fully functional, fully completed, very playable game created in the good ol' days of Rm2k3, roughly 7 years ago. I had the first version uploaded to one of the many rm2k sites that went under some time back. Unfortunately, that particular website was the only place I had my other full games uploaded to when my hard drive toasted. Lo and behold, the only project that survived happened to be this comedy of a farce of a game known simply as WgW.
The project has lay dormant for years while I focused on other, less important things (such as growing up and making friends.) I thought it to be all but lost, when joy! I struck gold on an old flash drive I dug up.
Now, in the new era of all your RMXPs and RGSSes comes a masterpiece that can only truly be described as a stroke of mad idiocy.
The reason I am posting such an old project again is because after digging it up and polishing it for 'retail,' I decided to take on the sequel. The problem is nobody knows this game exists, so the sequel wouldn't be fully appreciated!
approximately 3 hours of gameplay.

Plot:


Characters:


Screenshots:
(That have very little to do with the game but they ARE actual screenshots from the game)


Credits:


The Game:
Unfortunately, I only have the 'game disk' version that includes the original RTP. But it's for the better since most folks won't have rm2k3 installed. The zip includes the setup and game manual with installation instructions.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zh24jmgziek/WgW-Retail.zip

Enjoy.
©Swift/Araphre 2009

a joke game made with rpg maker... are you sure the world's ready for this?

I know there are plenty of 'joke' games out there. But this isn't just another one. It's worse.

... but seriously, I wouldn't make it unoriginal. That's not my thing... but I'll leave that up to the good people of the community to determine such things.

Ah, now that makes it all worth playing?

I'm sorry for being so harsh, but this won't go anywhere. There's too many 'Joke' RPGs and they tend to bore me a lot, and most other people. Personally, it's just an excuse to make a really crappy game and get away with it.

Comedy games are fine, but not 'Worst RPGs Evur'. They've been overdone, so leave them at that.

I see top games manufacturers do this all the time. Just look at Devil May Cry 3

no, (insert Pokemon game here) was THE WORST game in the world for ALL TIME!!!

I hate pokemon...

Let's try and keep the posting related to the game, okay?
~Dadevster

I can only assume so, I've not been involved in the community for the long while I've been toying with rpg makers.

And a name is a name. The difference is within the game itself. I'll admit, the beginning is quite terrible. But as the game progresses, it develops a bit of a plot that can decently hold one's interest for the short length of play.
Truth be told, I didn't expect this to be received well. This was one I've my first projects that I started many, many moons ago. No, it's not -paste on mom's refrigerator-esque, but I'm not trying to pass it off as a masterpiece. I simply felt like getting the word out, it's more for the sequel's sake. I plan on making it much -better-, so to speak, incorporating more elements that would hold the player's interest (namely story and gameplay.)
All this project is is character development and backstory.

I've heard of "The most stupidest game ever"

I hope this will make a good laughter as the name