This thread is Haiku,
do not disregard the rule,
it's disrespectful.

All things said must be,
said in a haiku format,
that's five seven five.

There is one more rule,
do not go on forever,
you have three -- proceed.

The quick brown fox jumped
Over the lazy dog one
Silly afternoon

this thread is alright
internet poems are no good
but haikus might be

one thing that I hate?
Rogers mobile internet
their shit does not work

I bought two sweet coats
one pea coat and one winter
winter coat's fuck-warm

The h4xx0r theme's good
But nobody is using it
All of yous are gays

I can't wear a coat,
I warm up far too quickly.
I'm insulated.

I prefer a nice
moderately warm jumper
but wool makes me itch.

I have lectures tomoz
It sucks 'cause I'm going out
Shorterned words are great

technically that's
cheating but I don't care 'cause
my chest is hairy

suck it suck my cock
suck it suck it suck it hard
wench wench wench wench wench

rogers internet
is the worst thing I have seen
don't give them custom

i feel like dog shit,
sophist gave me the jew flu,
now my nose is huge :(

shouldn't like this band;
preppy whiteboy take on ska
but songs are genius

still, the lead guy's voice
sounds Panic! At The Disco
although more chest hair

but hey what the fuck
should broaden tastes anyway
too much rap lately

I'm not a poet.
I can write a haiku, but
that's not saying much.

I don't even know
what a haiku's s'posed to be
so, uh, whatever

suck a dick japan
all your art lacks cleverness
especially this

it's worthwhile to note
western haikus aren't the same
old style is different

this is just patterns
but apparently there were
like, more nuances?

not that I would know
most poetry I really hate
stuck-up berks who rhyme

well you see young sir
japs' syllables are diff'rent
they're more important

western lingo is
based off of sounds and letters
but theirs' is not so

theirs' are composed of
nothing but syllables which
form the words they speak

so you see then lad
western haikus are faulty
and lack the same point

I see! that makes sense
strange, though, that we adopt it
despite restrictions

and quite puzzling
how it is so popular
when it is so flawed

alas, such folly
is our nature to adopt
without questioning.

I like how you all
assimilated the word
berk, it's so english

i wonder what ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐ is,
┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐ is not a word please ignore,
that, I can't write those,

tell me good sir why
is it haikus turn people
into english chaps?

chaps chaps chaps chaps chaps,
chaps chaps chappity chap chaps
chap chap chaps and chaps.

dashing through the snow
on a one horse open sleigh
o'er the fields we go

laughing all the way
hahahahahahaha
hear our voices sing

making spirits bright
what fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight

jingle bells jingle
bells jingle all the way
and then the song falls to shit and does not conform to EEE haiku standards

This is a poem.
A haiku to be exact.
So original.

Wait, we must do three?
That seems a little bit weird.
Maybe I shouldn't.

The rule seems ignored.
Maybe it's being skip'd?
Or am I just dumb?

Four just to spite you.
Hahahahahahaha,
Hahahahaha.

You are a prat, sir!
I challenge you to disprove
this truth, my good chum.

a prat's like a cat
and a cat is often fat
always making scat.

A feline friend is
nice to have until you find
furballs in your shoe

chernobyl hammer
donkey donkey ilu
epsilon skin graft

cats will destroy shoes
my small black fuzzy devil
thinks laces should die

the other day i
no wait i forgot what i
ignore me nevermind