These are more instructions than a script, but...
Is it me or does the TC come of like a jerk? It sounds like he thinks he is doing everyone a big favor by telling us this.
Nope I agree with you there...
Noob - someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
Newb - A term used to describe a inexperienced gamer/person/etc. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually wants to get better.
People need to expand their vocabulary.
But honestly it's not like this is very difficult, and it isn't a script at all but instructions. Useful none the less though.