YEAH POKEMON

honestly it's pretty alright

it's sort of empty atm but I guess it's still technically beta?

but idk, I like it alright and I usually don't give a shit about pokemon so

If anyone knows the staff I think we should affiliate.

Anyway,

I'm playing, Johto (I think - the original set).

Still learning tho. Started doing dungeons. Got confused that I always do 1 dmg to the boss, and can beat it by going back fifty times. There must be a better way; I hate farming.

Oh, I just found trials. ;x

;x

FUCK YOU PIKACHUDSJO{:; wasted 4 balls on that little bastard

i have absolutely no idea what i'm doing but it's kinda fun

I just found a Luxury Ball?

does it have a little sofa in it

oh nifty i guess it doesn't use up the ball if it escapes


sorry pikachu

I cant afford any balls because I keep spending my oney on other things

1000 per piplup egg I mean what ;_;

yeah I kind of wish the economy wasn't based around advertisement quite as much

like, two hours playing the game and a capped $500 in interest from the bank will let you buy a great ball

hopefully they'll even things out a little when the beta's over with

You can get 800/24h from growing and selling the quickest-growing berries, but it's a choice between 1PP/berry fed to someone else's pokemon, the exp when fed to your own pokemon, or selling them for 50 each. Other than that your only options seem to be dungeons, selling stuff to other players, or donating to the site to get special items and abusing them to get money from other players (selling them outright or making it easier for you to get rare pokemon).

also:

whoa neat how do you get a GBC-style pokemon?

they're encountered like any other pogeyman; there's a chance of it being a retro sprite or a second animation frame sprite

Shirogane explains it in full here

actually thinking about it 1000 a piplu isnt so bad

I paid 1300 for the torchic (100 for a gacha ball, then 300 for a mystery egg) and my other mystery eggs, and gacha adopted pokemon were still 1000

okay I am less upset about being poor I mean

I was the one who squandered all but 9 pokedollars, right?

I made the mistake of doing my shits at 2am so now I'm waiting for 2am every day so I don't lose hours ;x

so what's the point of the training/raising the pokemon's stats? is it just for the hell of it? i haven't noticed anywhere you can battle or anything

They'll add battling eventually. For now, it makes you look cool.

my trusty is never leaving my party btw, it's too fucking cute



infact i'mma just train its cuteness up even though that probably gimps it stats-wise(maybe? idk how all that works haven't really played pokemon since genII) because it deserves it

How do you alter your main characters picture? I only got the two standard choices, it said I could alter this later though it neglected to let me know how ><

in the corner where all the little icons are, click on the pokecell (it's the pink one i think)

Ahhh thank you

It's not actually that bad this, though I couldn't see it as something to keep me hooked for ages.

The stats of your pokemon go toward determinig your starting stats and skills in dungeons.

Also, if you raise cute, smart or beauty enough, you get special training options. they're 10 TP each try, and they exhaust the poekomon fully, but you get either items (for cute or smart) or money (for beuty) if you succeed


idk about tough and cool I would assume there is something for them but I have not seen it yet

LAPRAAAAAS

DUGTRIOOOOOO

Also sudowoodo, krabby, tentacool, magnemite, slowpoke, doduo, and staryu

Pokemon Sucks
by Joe Oreilly

“Pokemon” sucks. Incase you don’t know what I'm talking about (in which case I say "Lucky you"), pokemon is that lameass game boy game, made by Nintendo, for Nintendo.

The game is absolutely pointless. It is rated “E” for “everyone” by the “ESRB” which is some almighty authority on all things that are savory and unsavory.

First off, anything that is rated “E” is going to suck. Period. I haven’t played one game that has been rated “E” that didn’t bite the big one. Coincidentally, the only rated “E” games I have played are “Pokemon” games. Oh, the irony!

Basically, “Pokemon” is just a cartridge full of suck. Immediately when you pop it into your game boy, your senses are assaulted by shitty monotone music, and flashing visuals that are sure to invoke seizures in any little Ritalin filled asshole under the age of 8.

When you first start out, (we’re talking about “Pokemon Yellow” here, bare with me) you are introduced to the main players in the game. “Dr. Oak“, which is some old balding, hippy, asshole professor that spends his life in a laboratory studying little pieces of shit “Pokemon”. “Ash”, which is you, the unlucky bastard who just paid 30 bucks for this suckfest, and some other asshole, whose name I can’t remember.

You are given one “Pokemon”, which is “Pikachu”, a little rat shaped thing that does nothing except follow you around. Worthless little piece of shit. If you can, sell him at a nearby town.

Basically, you run around, killing shit with your “Pokemon” for the next 400 hours of your life that you devote to this game. When I say “killing shit”, I use that phrase lightly. You don’t actually “kill” stuff, you make them “faint”. There is no gore, no blood nor guts, no severed heads. Its shit.

In fact, don’t buy “Pokemon”, and don’t buy “Game Boy”. They both suck. No game can be enjoyed on a two inch by two and a half inch screen. If you want to invest in something made by Nintendo, invest in the “NES”, the most kick ass console ever made. EVER. Also, get “N64” because that kicked ass too.

Choke.

http://www.writing.com/main/view_it...6-Pokemon-Sucks

since when did it take 400 hours to complete pokemon yellow?

that's the gooniest shit i've ever read

anyway

i just discovered that you have to evolve your pokemon manually. i thought i just had a defective squirtle or something

no your squirtle loves you and wants to stay like it is

d'awww