sauk i have never met a women in my life that goes for men like that

I have, except she never got one.

thats a huge lie! also i thought we were bros D: i got you a bday gift last year T.T

lol'd.

How old are you Mega? Usually girls 18-24 wet their pants over this type of body so long as they're not self-absorbed. I usually find that women in their 30's don't care about body image, only because they were raised in the "that's gay for men to do:" era.

Although I have heard women claim Zyzz is too big, even though he's only around 195lbs @ 6' 1".

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i lol'd hard at the hair

i would NEVER even glance twice at anyone who's so obviously narcissistic
he might have the nicest personality on the planet
but i doubt it
anyone who spends THAT much time worrying so much about how they look is probably not someone i would get along with.
(same thing with women who are gym rats and spend half their paychecks on clothes/hair and go to tanning salons way too much)
and even for a one-night-stand, i wouldn't bang
because anyone who cares THAT MUCH about their own bods
will probably over-scrutinize mine
and i have never met a woman alive who was ever really stoked about having their bodies judged constantly
even really trim ones
it's just not good for self esteem

everyone has flaws,
i have my share too,
i'm too pale, i'd like to drop 25-30lbs, have a gap between front teeth, i bite my nails, i wear glasses, i dislike the way my knees are shaped, have a few scars, get bitten by bugs a lot, dark circles under my eyes b/c i'm always tired, i could go on,
i obv dwell enough on my flaws,
last thing i need is for someone else to dwell on them too~~~~

guys who are a little overweight (and, i prefer, with strong shoulders/arms) generally seem more laid-back, easygoing, forgiving, appreciative, less judgmental
in my experience, anyway
also i just feel like it looks more ... manly
idk!
:)

Y'know what looks manly as fuck? A big bushy beard...

yeah i havent met a non-myspace-ish girl that goes for that. I mean its probably really healthy but most sane chicks I know that arent tools dont like ripped men

There's a balance that must be kept between manly and attractive, though. I find excessive facial hair awesome as fuck but I don't think many chicks dig a braided dwarfbeard. I actually deign to avoid keeping hair around my chin and instead keep with a sort of sideburns deal. I want mutton chops a la Phillip Quast but I can't see that happening.

But, aren't you also being judgemental and nitpicking at the flaws of a man who you've never held a conversation with?

how is it even close to the same thing, to scrutinize someone who you've never met and never will and talk about it in a place they will never see,
versus scrutinizing someone who just took their shirt off for you to throw down for some horizontal boogie?

obviously people are going to give their opinions
it's not a big deal to do it in a way they'll NEVER know about when you don't know them
it's assholish to do it to someone you know or in a way they they will hear/see/etc.

and in my example,
i was talking about how i wouldn't want a guy to over-scrutinize me who i was sleeping with or considering sleeping with

a guy like that, who obviously over-scrutinizes himself, would most ASSUREDLY over-scrutinize me, and stress me into being insane about how I look, and fuck that
you have to understand that most chicks look at guys and assess their worth in a relationship, more than their looks, and that is just like an instant reaction
sorry, you'd probably need a lot more estrogen to understand

in the end though the short answer is: wouldn't bang.

Yes but like, you've made this assessment based off of a picture taken for a bodybuilding website, and gave him these bad qualities and acted as if he's guilty of.. I'll just stop, no point in turning this thread into a massive debate.

i guess i have a hard time explaining it myself, sorry bro

<3 u sauk

Guys. Please. Not again. Like, ever.

I'm impressed by the dude's physique and all but to be honest the term "buff" just isn't applicable to me. It's not so much that I couldn't feasibly reach that level of ripped-ness. I probably could with enough effort. I would just hate myself for trying so hard for it. I would feel like Ven's assumptions about people of my physique were true. I can't get too caught up in my physical appearance or I will be very disgusted with myself.

I'm sorry to disagree Sauk buddy but zyzz, just from those pictures alone, has the sort of smug appearance that just screams "I care more about my appearance than any woman that will try to love me", maybe he was a nice guy to talk to and stuff, but if I were a woman I wouldn't want to approach him based on that alone...

'tis a shame he died so young though I suppose...

Also I'm gonna' stop there, just wanted to throw in my two cents, now let's talk about real people pl0x

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I dun goof'd guys

you look better with a beard because of your eyebrows
and it made you look older too just sayin~

... You look like Ashton Kutcher how he is now on Two and a Half Men lol.

Sauk, are you 12?

is that the guy from man vs food

haha i thought that too for a sec

i'm with gimli though

Hey guys. I got married. :O

she's beautiful cuzz

awwwwww, JD!!! my birthday-brother!!! how adorable!!!! your new wifey is lovely, you're so cute together. congratulations hon!!!!!!!!!!!