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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:41 am Post
As you may have noticed, I have hacked the site. i think its a better look, Don't you?

I assure you, this is no joke. I am teh new lord and master of this domain.
You may have noticed tghat all your admins except for me are dethroned, and I have taken over Venetia's account.
I hope you enjoy the pictures of her I found in her outbox, sent to her lover Mega Lenin. I took the coutesy of editing some of them. *smiles*


As far what I gained from it, well, the satisfaction of teaching you little goobers that whatever level you try and attack a person on...well you can be counter attacked on that SAME level...and magnified. You see most kids like you don't comprehend how things really work. Basically you think you should be able to go around and attack people and act like a raving fuckhead because you think you're anonymous on teh Interwebs...but then of course when you're attacked in the same way and outed, with yer grid all mindfucked in the sorry state its in now...well suddenly it's all "not fair", innt? That's what I generally spend most of my time online doing...educating ignorant fuck jobs like yourself. ^__^

*nods*

dont worry. i have no use for this disgusting corner of teh Interwebs. A netter such as myself has no use for silly things liak this. But I don't mind leaving it in this state for good! Go complain to your ISP.

enjoy your brief moments you have left befare i make you net.dead. i have all your ip addies... :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

this is of course if you were one of the ones who dared to face me down those months ago. If you're not one of them, you have nothing to fear... ^__^
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:47 am Post
This is more like it. Arbie, you never let me down.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:48 am Post
What the hell are you blabbing about dude? I have never attacked you or anyone else. And Venetia is a good person. I think you owe her an apology. What you are doing is illegal and immoral. BUT WAIT! You probably expected someone to say something like that so you can say April fools, right?


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:52 am Post
hatter, the link to project discussion doesn't work. fixy fixy.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:54 am Post
Necrile wrote
This is more like it. Arbie, you never let me down.

I think you're mistaken, my dear puppet. This is the Mad Hatter. Using yuor precious whore admin's account. And I've haX0red this place into teh ground!

joshuaalanhargreaves wrote
What the hell are you blabbing about dude? I have never attacked you or anyone else. And Venetia is a good person. I think you owe her an apology. What you are doing is illegal and immoral. BUT WAIT! You probably expected someone to say something like that so you can say April fools, right?

Go ahead and think this is a joke.
Enjoy it even after the days pass and your Interwebs are still net.dead........

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hatter, the link to project discussion doesn't work. fixy fixy.

i have no obligations to this little slice o'Heaven whatsoever outside of mindfucking you all into oblivion.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:05 am Post
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls the site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:08 am Post
Dadevster wrote
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls the site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


I sold my tin foil hat and sacrificial offerings awhile back for a plate of fries..... Can I borrow yours?


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:10 am Post
Dadevster wrote
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls the site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


Fine. But I still think he owes Venetia an apology. I mean come on! When that Chinese clan robbed a bank, they sent a thank you note to the bankers. He is using HER account. And what the hell did we do to this guy? Or is he just some loser who can't find anything else to do?

EDIT: How come when I type "the" it spells it funny?


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:13 am Post
joshuaalanhargreaves wrote
Dadevster wrote
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls teh site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


Fine. But I still think he owes Venetia an apology. I mean come on! When that Chinese clan robbed a bank, they sent a thank you note to teh bankers. He is using HER account. And what teh hell did we do to this guy? Or is he just some loser who can't find anything else to do?
He is the Onideus Mad Hatter, the greatest hacker who has ever existed. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you.
earthsong wrote
Dadevster wrote
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls teh site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


I sold my tin foil hat and sacrificial offerings awhile back for a plate of fries..... Can I borrow yours?
This is no joke.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:16 am Post
joshuaalanhargreaves wrote
Dadevster wrote
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls teh site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


Fine. But I still think he owes Venetia an apology. I mean come on! When that Chinese clan robbed a bank, they sent a thank you note to teh bankers. He is using HER account. And what teh hell did we do to this guy? Or is he just some loser who can't find anything else to do?

Sorry. I'm not really known for being "nice" so much as a tormentive, nasty, vindictive, hellish being whose vile evil contaminates time itself, affecting history with my sadistic wickedness.

Or, as my high school girlfriend's mom liaked to refer to me as..."the full embodiment of the anti-Christ"...she uh, apparently had a direct line to God...it was pretty fucked up...also the reason I stopped dating the girl...uber-religious types kinda make me nervous.

If you can't remember what you did to me, then enjoy your Passover. Because I'm passing over your house to get to the next twats who tried to fuck with me those months ago.


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Dadevster wrote
Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls teh site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.


I sold my tin foil hat and sacrificial offerings awhile back for a plate of fries..... Can I borrow yours?

You should follow dadevester's sage advice...*nod*

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Guys, we better be nice to this guy. He controls teh site now. If we don't...I dare not think of what he might do.

Oh don't worry, Sparkles, I have nothing against YOU.

*snicker*

Yeah you little pog collecting tweenage muppet fuck power ranger loving dipshits have just got it *RIGHT* in the ass huh? ^__^


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:16 am Post
I can't believe this you son of a bitch. How dare you look through her private messages you fucking sick low life. Seriously give up the fucking account before we get the authorities involved in this!


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:17 am Post
What a fucking word filter! I can't use t h e? You're a fucking faggot.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:19 am Post
LMAO you mean this guy http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter okay.
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Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter, Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, and b& ED socks Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and most recently Mipsus, where he is currently banned at the IP level for a year for overusing this ^__^ emoticon. See you December 19th 2009!) is the Internet equivalent of a Renaissance Man, i.e. a fat fucking failure. His main claims to fame are a Sarah Palin-like level of relentless lying about his accomplishments, and a pathetic and desperate amount of posting in certain forums - for example, in a Portal of Evil forum dedicated to making fun of him, he made over a thousand posts a month for six months in a row until he was finally banned. To date he has made almost 45,000 inane posts on a single Usenet group, alt.2600. His time is clearly valuable, so these weren't one-liners, but massive butthurt textwalls filled with shit grammar and emoticon abuse worthy of a 13 year old girl. But the rabbit-hole of failure goes deeper... much deeper.


obviously someone who h4x websites like this is a retard.
lol youtube says he sucks at hacking anyways. someone else made the program he used. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YErCVgHWQQ
his retarded avatar hints at underlying psychological problems.
lol oh no you have my ip, i feel naked.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:22 am Post
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LMAO you mean this guy http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter okay.
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Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter, Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, and b& ED socks Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and most recently Mipsus, where he is currently banned at teh IP level for a year for overusing this ^__^ emoticon. See you December 19th 2009!) is teh Internet equivalent of a Renaissance Man, i.e. a fat fucking failure. His main claims to fame are a Sarah Palin-liak level of relentless lying about his accomplishments, and a pathetic and desperate amount of posting in certain forums - for example, in a Portal of Evil forum dedicated to making fun of him, he made over a thousand posts a month for six months in a row until he was finally banned. To date he has made almost 45,000 inane posts on a single Usenet group, alt.2600. His time is clearly valuable, so these weren't one-liners, but massive butthurt textwalls filled with shit grammar and emoticon abuse worthy of a 13 year old girl. But teh rabbit-hole of failure goes deeper... much deeper.


obviously someone who h4x websites liak this is a retard.


Not to mention this person can not spell right. You think such apparent elite "hacking" skills would bestow some sort of mastery of said English language.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:31 am Post
Will there be anarchy? :devil:


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:36 am Post
But, seriously.... what t h e fuck, low-life nerd? You look like a pedophile in your picture, you loser.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:45 am Post
I am gonna fucking hunt you down, and kill you mad-hatter, the pedophile dick monger. I am being serious. You better be watching your door at all times, mad-hatter, 'cause I'm comin' for ya. :mad:


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:49 am Post
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I am gonna fucking hunt you down, and kill you mad-hatter, teh pedophile dick monger. I am being serious. You better be watching your door at all times, mad-hatter, 'cause I'm comin' for ya. :mad:



Violence? Oh boy, can I come? I threw out my moral compass and think explosions are joyous!


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:53 am Post
Branden wrote
Will there be anarchy? :devil:


Oh yes, there will be anarchy. At least until his mom gets home.

earthsong wrote
Violence? Oh boy, can I come? I threw out my moral compass and think explosions are joyous!


Why use explosions? Much too messy and obvious. I'd much rather use somthing that causes more pain before death. Maybe extract of deathcap mushroom.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:07 am Post
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Branden wrote
Will there be anarchy? :devil:


Oh yes, there will be anarchy. At least until his mom gets home.

earthsong wrote
Violence? Oh boy, can I come? I threw out my moral compass and think explosions are joyous!


Why use explosions? Much too messy and obvious. I'd much rather use somthing that causes more pain before death. Maybe extract of deathcap mushroom.



Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on the wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool like that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly like that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give the guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure the homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:15 am Post
I actually feel kinda bad for this guy. Psychologically, he is just a poor kid, crying out for attention. I feel that in a different scenario, we might have been able to be friends. You could have been nicer, and maybe Venetia could have told you the way to a woman's heart. But instead of asking nicely, you decided to be a gigadick. But seriously, if you haven't gotten laid yet, your not trying.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:16 am Post
earthsong wrote
Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on teh wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool liak that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly liak that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give teh guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure teh homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!


You want lemon juice, not salt. Do you know how nasty that stuff is in even a paper cut? If not, try it at your own risk, as it almost feels like even that little paper cut is being split right open with a dull razor blade.

joshuaalanhargreaves wrote
I actually feel kinda bad for this guy. Psychologically, he is just a poor kid, crying out for attention. I feel that in a different scenario, we might have been able to be friends. You could have been nicer, and maybe Venetia could have told you teh way to a woman's heart. But instead of asking nicely, you decided to be a gigadick. But seriously, if you haven't gotten laid yet, your not trying.


Even if he is a poor kid who wants attention, he certainly took a wrong turn somewhere. And who are you calling a kid? He's 28 years old! Last time I checked, a kid at Disneyland was someone under age twelve. (It's probably changed since then) Really, you can't be friends with someone who behaves this way. Oh, and about getting laid: there are some guys a girl wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, even if every other guy suddenly disappeared. (See how I avoid the filters!) (Damn!)


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:25 am Post
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Even if he is a poor kid who wants attention, he certainly took a wrong turn somewhere. And who are you calling a kid? He's 28 years old! Last time I checked, a kid at Disneyland was someone under age twelve. (It's probably changed since then) Really, you can't be friends with someone who behaves this way. Oh, and about getting laid: there are some guys a girl wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, even if every other guy suddenly disappeared. (See how I avoid teh filters!) (Damn!)


Yes, but there are some girls who don't care who they touch. So the chance of successful scoring is significantly higher. Allow me to clarify, I meant he has the mentality of a kid. He may be 28, but age doesn't make you a man. and if you are not a man, you must be a boy. (assuming that you have a penis.)


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:29 am Post
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Yes, but there are some girls who don't care who they touch. So teh chance of successful scoring is significantly higher. Allow me to clarify, I meant he has teh mentality of a kid. He may be 28, but age doesn't make you a man. and if you are not a man, you must be a boy. (assuming that you have a penis.)


I enjoyed how you caught yourself there. Have you ever seen anything on chrischan? His page's deletion is Encyclopedia Dramatica's april fool's joke this year. Anyway, he's someone who really deserves this kind of comment. And honestly, why would you want to score with a girl who doesn't care what touches her? Who knows what else has gone in there? Finally, what about shemales? They technically exist, although they are usually either genetic chimeras or have at least two X one Y chromosome. In both cases, they are classified as girls, and doctors usually perform a hush-hush gender reassignment surgery shortly after birth.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:35 am Post
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earthsong wrote
Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on teh wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool liak that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly liak that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give teh guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure teh homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!


You want lemon juice, not salt. Do you know how nasty that stuff is in even a paper cut? If not, try it at your own risk, as it almost feels liak even that little paper cut is being split right open with a dull razor blade.


Oh my, that does sound absolutely delightful. Thanks for the bit of info and I now move for immeditate implementation of it!


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:42 am Post
earthsong wrote
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earthsong wrote
Hmmm i approve of where this is going. Maybe we can tie Mister whale down, prehaps in a chair? Coffin? Oh bed of nails! Then we can hang a clock on teh wall. Digital of course, cause we all cool liak that. Have it count down too, from let's say an hour? Above said clock would be "You have this long to live" or something silly liak that. Then ummmm, when it counts down, have some homeless guy we hired come in and give teh guy 3inch cuts all over his body and put salt in it! Oh make sure teh homeless guy is as dirty as possible, infections are fun!


You want lemon juice, not salt. Do you know how nasty that stuff is in even a paper cut? If not, try it at your own risk, as it almost feels as though even that little paper cut is being split right open with a dull razor blade.


Oh my, that does sound absolutely delightful. Thanks for teh bit of info and I now move for immeditate implementation of it!


I second the motion. I believe that means it is carried, which means immediate implementation. Now for me to whip out my trusty IP tracker.

Beep...
Beeep...

Hmm. It seems to have originated from the same source as the original account. How odd. Is Venetia the same person as the hacker? Or did the hacker simply reroute it? (I finally gave in to the filter!)


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I enjoyed how you caught yourself there. Have you ever seen anything on chrischan? His page's deletion is Encyclopedia Dramatica's april fool's joke this year. Anyway, he's someone who really deserves this kind of comment. And honestly, why would you want to score with a girl who doesn't care what touches her? Who knows what else has gone in there? Finally, what about shemales? They technically exist, although they are usually either genetic chimeras or have at least two X one Y chromosome. In both cases, they are classified as girls, and doctors usually perform a hush-hush gender reassignment surgery shortly after birth.


I am just giving my 2 cents. This guy probably has afew choices.

1. Keep virginity

2. Score with a girl who has low standards/is easy/does not believe in abstinence.

3. Resort to "keeping it in the family."

4. Become homosexual.

5. Make a lot of money so that you might find a really attractive girl who does not love you for who you are.

6. Stop being a gigadick, become a gentleman, learn some manners, and move out of your mom's basement.

Whats a guy to do? decisions, decisions...... I would also like to be involved in this lemon juice and paper cuts thing. Where do I sign?


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joshuaalanhargreaves wrote

I am just giving my 2 cents. This guy probably has afew choices.

1. Keep virginity

2. Score with a girl who has low standards/is easy/does not believe in abstinence.

3. Resort to "keeping it in teh family."

4. Become homosexual.

5. Make a lot of money so that you might find a really attractive girl who does not love you for who you are.

6. Stop being a gigadick, become a gentleman, learn some manners, and move out of your mom's basement.

Whats a guy to do? decisions, decisions...... I would also liak to be involved in this lemon juice and paper cuts thing. Where do I sign?


You just signed up. Although, my IP tracker seems stumped. It won't go beyond Ven's normal IP address. This guy must be pretty good at what he does. Oh well. Time for option two. I'm gonna call up Big Brother.


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:03 am Post
lol this is awesome ^.^ ™¥ oh well if this is real (which I'm not sure it is) there are other RM sites and forums to help me out on my project.

™¥ kind of an addicting song lol and actually I kind of like this whole new look/feel lol it's adrenaline pumping :3 ™¥


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Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:07 am Post
As would I guys. Sign me up, and oh I got a team that could take this guy down in an instant. I could talk to them and see whats up. You see mr mad hatter, or a joke in my opinion, im a comp techy and geek, going through cisco as i speak. All I got to do is use packet tracer on your dumb ass and I can hit you with everything in the book, since packet tracer traces the site and the ip. Not enough for ya? I could also tracert your dumb ass and do it that way. Still not enough huh? Well I could also remote desktop you as well, so myself and everyone else on this site is making sure you go down, and that you go down hard. By t.he way, your days are numbered. As William Wallace would say, "Freeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooommmmmmmm!" Who's with me?
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